why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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