I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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