I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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