What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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