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• (206): View more from Washington

  ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

  (818): View more from California

  oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

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• (716): View more from New York

  On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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  I think you broke the trashy scale

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

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  just thought you should know her name is kristen

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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  2.5

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  welcome to college.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

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• (858): View more from California

  someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.

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