gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.