I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
this hospital has no fireball
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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