So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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