Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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