some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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