Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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