I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
cat food counts as protein by the way
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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