Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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