Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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