It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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