Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Randomize
