tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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