i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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