I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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