Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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