If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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