The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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