cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My balls are so social today.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Terrible idea I love it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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