I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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