So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
