I don't think brook has ever known best
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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