So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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