I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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