how hairy? two words: wookie tits
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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