As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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