What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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