Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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