Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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