Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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