That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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