fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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