my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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