check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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