She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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