shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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