dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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