the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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