I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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