I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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