Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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