Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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