I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
My feet surprised me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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