Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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