Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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