I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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