If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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