Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
pop tarts are not kleenex
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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