i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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